Top 5 Funny Short Story

1. I Wish

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”

2. What you give, you get it back

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A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?” A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?” He says: “What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?” Another few days go by, and it’s raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?” He says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?” The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. “Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,” she says. “Great! How much is that going to cost me?” he snarls. Wife says: “Nothing. He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him.” “Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband. “What do I look like,” she says, “Betty Crocker?”

3. World Cup Final

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It’s Final Match between Germany and Argentina of the World Cup Final 2014, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible… But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”

4. Snail

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says “What the hell was that all about?”

5. Anything? really?

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A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: “Paint…my…house.”

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Illuminati Prediction 2015 (Videos)

Welcome to 2015, do you guys enjoy your new year celebration? lets just hope this year will be awesome for us all,

first of all i’m not a really good fan of all this conspiracy videos, because some of this conspiracy are lack of evidence, and some are really stupid to believe (e.g reptilian conspiracy = pure BS) but one video is quite interesting to watch, it a little bit long, but really worth watching it especially to our fellow american, i would like to share it here, because it quite good and the facts are incredible and its real and scary,, in this video its show and proof that fema camp is real and fema coffin are ready to use but its just a bit of the story, lets just watch it

 

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Release Date: 11 December 2014 (USA)
Genre: Action | Comedy
Stars: James Franco, Seth Rogen, Randall Park
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Synopsis:

Dave Skylark and producer Aaron Rapoport run the celebrity tabloid show “Skylark Tonight.” When they land an interview with a surprise fan, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, they are recruited by the CIA to turn their trip to Pyongyang into an assassination mission.

 

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What Is a Deep Web?

If you never heard of it before, you come to the right place, because i will tell you what is a deep web and how to access it.

Deep Web also known as the DeepnetInvisible Web or Hidden Web is the portion of World Wide Web content that is not indexed by standard search engines.

there is a lot of information on the net but most of the Web’s information is buried far down on sites, and standard search engines do not find it.  Google or yahoo were unable to indexed this site because it hidden deep in the net, the traditional search engines cannot see or retrieve content in the deep Web. The portion of the Web that is indexed by standard search engines is known as the Surface Web. As of 2001, the deep Web was several orders of magnitude larger than the surface Web.

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The expert estimated the size of this deep web is 7.9 zettabytes but no one can really sure how large this deep web is, because the content are added everyday and frequently.

The deep web should not be confused with the dark Internet, computers that can no longer be reached via the Internet. The Darknet distributed file sharing network, can be classified as part of the Deep Web.

Almost Everything Is Here!